President Obama you have a big job to do
If your pussy fat and it grips
I had sex in so long that if…
After sex men always want to ask did you cum
If a guy introduces you to his family
Two twin boys were raised by alcoholic father…
Have you ever thought about us getting back together?…
If you’re over 40 you’re not a hot girl
People who say huh then answer without repeating the question…
When your mama drink so much last night…
Wanna kno if she has bad ass kids
He needs to have nice shoulders…
This could be us but you …
Eat before you argue with your man
Good morning you’re getting a Christmas bonus no wait 
No he’s about to kiss her 
Me at 25 years old….
When you see your..
A nigga git this shirt….
Me vs. utility bill….


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